Anything you use to insert should be solid and safe. Food as been used, from carrots to hot dogs. Do not use glass or sharp objects, of course. Hopefully, long enough to extract without losing. That is embarrassing to have removed in the hospital ER. Very few require surgery, though. I do strongly recommend sexual toys, simply because they are safer than what you can improvise. If it is electric, make sure it is intended for this act, or waterproof. Shocks there HURT.

I hope you use a soft brush. Too rough and you might be raw later. Here, the shower head seems to rule. Adjust the water temperature and stream, and relax. Even a faucet can help out sometimes. They’re just a little more inconvenient to get positioned correctly.

Since I don’t know much about you, or where you live, all I can really do is to suggest you keep an eye open for anything ‘penis’ shaped, of phallic. In the US, especially, that isn’t too hard. Most of Washington DC is sexual, and I don’t mean their politics. Cucumbers seem to still be the garden favorite, and getting rid of the evidence is fairly easy.

That is a word of advice, however. Using something ‘foreign’ there is criminal in many areas. Having to have it removed in the ER can open you up for criminal and embarrassing issues later. So is having your pets do the work for you. Of course, sex is also illegal, unless you are married, but they rarely worry with equality today, just causing problems. Thus, one reason why I suggest sex toys. At least they are safe and well made, and unlikely to end up causing as much trouble as other things. If most adults would admit to things, that they do too, it would be much nicer in this world.

I also like the shower head or just let the bath faucet run over you until you explode! good luck!